Come to the Twilight Exit for "Happiest Hour"

From the Stranger's "Happiest Hour" feature we learn about the last call ritual at the Twilight:

Blood-curdling "last call" evacuation tactics: The bouncer's occasional revving and waving of a (bladeless) chainsaw.

Here's the review, and here are links to the Twilight's menu, and here are many Stranger mentions of the Twilight!

Despite the address given (2200 block E. Madison), one might presume that this Capitol Hill Times Police Log report may be about the Twilight.